cake

yummy satisfying goodness!!

TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!

Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!

by Shorty May 5, 2005

cake

A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.

"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"

by sedgeflower July 2, 2008

caked

caked... fXcked in the bOOty....

i hOpe yOu get caKed hOe!

by ic3cr3am3 January 22, 2008

Caked

When an unwitting party guest is given a cake loaded with marijuana and subsequently passes out.

See that guy lying over there in a heap, I caked him about an hour ago.

by Katanamangler June 3, 2011

cake

A word used to describe a homo/fairy.

Scott: (in gay a voice) Dude Im ready to go.

James: You fucking frosted pussy ass cake, we've only been at the strip club for an hour and you want to leave?

by James January 27, 2004

cake

a man who has to spend money on a female because he doesn't have any game.

aka cake daddy, cake momma

Stu gave all of the ATL girls leather coats for Christmas and still got no ass. What a cake.

by DGreen July 21, 2003

caking

(verb) to cake

The act of defacatingon a partner's face and smearing it with a baker's spatula. As opposed to a hot karl, a hot lunch, or a cleavland steamer, which only requires the partner to defacate, caking involves the artful and even spreading of the feces with a baker's spatula.

Mr. Fantana I want you to take a huge dump on me and proceed with the caking. Make sure to use the baker's spatula I got from Sur la Table.

by Thor Heyerdahl April 15, 2006