Café Crawlerism

"Café Crawlerism" or CCism encompasses both motorcycle abuse and a trendiness dependence. CCism in the classical illness model will follow a progressive course: if a person continues to modify the motorcycle, the performance and appearance will worsen. This will lead to harmful consequences in their life, physically, mentally, emotionally and socially. The emotional progression of the addict’s response to the modification can be seen in four phases. The first two is considered “normal” modification and the last two are viewed "typical" Café Crawlerism. The four phases consists of, 1 learning the mood swing; a person is introduced to modification, in some cultures this can happen at a relatively young age. The person enjoys the happy feeling, at this stage there is no emotional cost. 2 Seeking the mood swing, a person will make further modifications to regain that feeling of euphoria; modifications of higher complexity will be required. Again at this stage, there are no significant consequences. 3 At this stage there are consequences, i.e. part miss-fitment, free-play problems, holes in the pistons due to long-term lean carburetor settings, oil shooting out of the exhaust pipe, binding the rotor due to upgraded calipers, herniated disks in the spine due to clubman bars, hearing damage due to riding around with open headers, etc. 4 The person will continue to ride and modify the motorcycle disregarding the problems. This stage is detrimental and is a risk for premature death.

"Hello my name is Rafael and I suffer from Café Crawlerism.
I purchased a BMW K100RT in perfect condition and I was compelled to modify it after seeing a Café Racer K100 on youtube and now have been on a 2 month modification binge. I keep telling myself that my bike is a Café Racer but after noticing that the performance and appearance has worsened, I discovered that I had a problem. I could not stop tinkering with the motorcycle and this affected my marriage. I understood that I was powerless over modification and my motorcycle was an eye sore."

by MotoSurgeon October 13, 2011

Calfer

A legendary dude with a fat cock

Calfer has a huge peen

by fat cock enthuisiast August 21, 2018

Schoolfield Cafe

A way cool 60's rock cafe in the historical district of Schoolfield in Danville, VA with slammin food!!

what is the coolest place in virginia to eat ? answer Schoolfield Cafe

by Hippiechick29 May 10, 2011

cafetorium

bastard cousin of the gymnatorium, the cafetorium is also a craptastic preformance space, often having 'that-food-service-smell'. Preshow activities include folding up and rolling the lunch tables into the corner...

Hey lets go see a show in the cafetorium, we can be entertained and eat square pizza at the same time.

by travelingSTAGEHAND March 6, 2010

Cafe World

An excruciatingly addictive social networking game involving the preparation and maintenance of cyber-food. It revolves around the premise of losing hours a day to playing it and, also, missing out on vital moments with loved ones because one can't be away from the cafe for too long or the food will spoil. Also, one can decorate, build, and renovate one's cafe all the while collecting new recipes that the app doesn't even allow players to print or download. . . so essentially, the food prepared in the game will never be able to be prepared in reality by the gamer.

Minister: "We are gathered here today, to celebr-"

Bride: "OH SHIT! MY SAVORY ROAST TURKEY! IT WENT OFF AN HOUR AGO!!"

Groom: "Fucking Cafe World"

Minister: (Whispers) "Oh Hell, that's right! I forgot my pot roast!"

by The Jazz Man's Fantastic April 27, 2011

Trendy Cafe Man

The stereotypical Trendy cafe man will often be seen at cafes sitting outdoors in full sunlight. His atire includes a tight shortsleeve black shirt, Long black jeans and usually metal frame sunglasses. The trendy cafe man is always bald and often works out at the gym.

1.Out of the car window I spotted a trendy cafe man, sipping latte and laughing.
2.Today there were two trendy cafe men at the coffee shop, this made for an awkward moment between them.

by Toogleberry October 19, 2006

cafediarrhea

What we used to call the cafeteria when I was in high school in the early part of last century...

Are they serving Mystery Meat in the cafediarrhea again today?

by Haywood Jabloughmie December 15, 2008