cracklefart

Verb- Fighting brutally

You tryna crackle fart?'
Damn! I iust cracklefarted in mom!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE

A take on the catch phrase for Rice Krispies cereal "Snap Crackle Pop".

A PWN so easy you can do it while eating your breakfast cereal.

This can also be done by a certain kind of douche-bag that uses bots in online games. Because they can literally be off somewhere eating cereal while PWNing countless enraged noobs.

Syn: SNAP CRACKLE PWN, and SNAP CRACKLE PWND.

Bob- Hey whats wrong with Tom, why is he so pissed off?
Kristie- I guess you didn't notice how you totally PWND him in that poker game yesterday.
Bob- It's not my fault if he can't handle a little SNAP CRACKLE PWNAGE. Tom needs to get a life.

by Ace Valentine July 23, 2009

Any-cockle-doo

What a gay rooster says.

That homo rooster woke me up again with that freakin' any-cockle-doo!!

by Kustom Kai July 26, 2012

holy crackle wackle

The equal of holy shit.

Holy crackle wackle! that was cool!

by bese April 29, 2022

Oh snap crackle pop

An expression used to show surprise

"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"

by Feminist_Unicorn666 May 21, 2018

Scorch the Cockles

To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER

Time to scorch the cockles!

I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles.

I scorch my cockles faster than most.

He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand.

Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.

by dankboo October 2, 2019

Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.

1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

by superman7489 January 22, 2015