lactose cumtolerant

When one is allergic to cum and faces physical consequence, such as strong diarrhea, after swallowing cum.

Cum fucks up my stomach because im lactose cumtolerant.

by Uh baby baby August 23, 2023

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

sollux captor

a dumb gay guy like really fucking gay plus hes also a dick. he gets no bitches, absolutely zero play. and that's because instead of going out and finding someone hes on minecraft all day

"sollux captor is gay as fuck i hatw him"

by canyonsys January 24, 2025

clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual

by Trentbridge Troll April 16, 2021

Indian in the Cupboard

The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)

*Jeff punches baby

Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."

by SMegMatic69 May 10, 2022

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023