chumming

To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.

"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."

by 'Jamin May 19, 2005

Chumming

When a chick's skirt is so short she leaves her pussing stink trailing behind her in an attempt to lure a humping partner.

This hot weather should really help that skank out with her chumming.

by jw23longball January 23, 2010

Chumming

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.
(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."
"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

by tylersnard May 16, 2009

chumming

To be overly friendly towards members of the opposite sex, normally in an attempt to pull, and with any luck, play hide the sausage with them

"where's Jason?"

"Oh don't worry, he's just chumming the barmaid again"

"pfft, better get another pint in then"

by newbloke August 22, 2005

cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

Cummings

Setting the rules for everyone else but doing as you please yourself, against the rules. Never admitting you were wrong and simply being an arrogant tit.

He did a cummings when he told the rest of the country to stay at home but went to see his family. If he’d had stepped down it wouldn’t have mattered but he was too arrogant for that.

by Monkey House May 25, 2020

Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"

by DominicCummins May 25, 2020