Corporate Naughty is a commonly used term to describe an activity, object or person that will bring immense pleasure or joy. It's the ranking officer above the word 'naughty' so can be described as 'corporate naughty'
A) Hey man I have two tickets for the big game this weekend if you want to come?
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !
B) Wow thanks man that'd be corporate naughty !
by Lg00ld November 4, 2016
Get the Corporate Naughtymug. Someone who believes every lie told by corporations. They believe corporations have the best interest of everyone in mind. They also believe a corporation can do no wrong.
by Farreach56 October 16, 2022
Get the corporate dogmug. Noun: When all the members of your immediate team at work either resign, change roles, or are fired leaving you all by yourself because roles never get backfilled.
Tanner: Ugh, Tom, James, Megan and Joe all left the team. Now I have no team and have to do 5 jobs. I'm such a corporate orphan :(
by E60 - S85 January 13, 2022
Get the Corporate Orphanmug. A worker drone in a big ass corporation who strives for mediocrity, is threatened by critical thinking and always takes the easy or safe way out instead of what pushes forward. Is inauthentic and willing to jump aboard the latest fad for brownie points from their superiors or to push along a popular agenda even if they haven't really thought it through or actually care. A pencil pusher. A workplace politics rat. Will throw others under the bus to save their own skin or to cover up their own fuckups.
" Tony's up to his fuckery again. Started wearing some new badge about that thing after HR sent that 'we stand for so-and-so' email. Yesterday he was making jokes about it when he handed the report in late and blamed everyone except himself for it. He's such a corporate hack, I wanna punch his face and smack that slimy grin off" grimaced Arsene.
"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.
"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
"Ah crap, Tony's coming this way.. and he's... handing badges out? Kill me now" Mark groaned.
"Guy creeps me out, but management seems to like him, so what do I know?" Sherry remarked.
by Swordamundo July 31, 2022
Get the Corporate Hackmug. When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018
Get the Corporate Orphanmug. “Happy Corporealization day, butthole!“
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."
“Oh, thanks! How did you afford this?"
" Robbed a rich dude."
by GuanPi6'r March 25, 2020
Get the corporealization daymug. A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded by Twizzelo102 in August of 2022. The corporation focuses on developing songs that are extremely gay, and feature gay lyrics. Sometimes GayRemix Corporation makes gay songs of their own, but they usually remix completely normal songs and make them gay.
Hey dude, did you hear that new song by Nardo Wick, 21 savage, Lil Durk and G herbo, Who Want Smoke?? Nah dude, I hard that GayRemix Corporation song Who Want Suck??, by Nardo Dick, 21InchSavage, Lil Dick and G squirto.
by cheiejn January 19, 2023
Get the GayRemix Corporationmug.