dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

Comic

Short for Comic Sans MS, an overused (and ugly) computer font.

Teachers usually think that there are only three fonts: Comic, Times and Arial. It's a pain in the ass for Linux/Mac users since Comic Sans MS is a proprietary font exclusive to Microsoft Windows.

Teacher: For tomorrow, write an essay on Greek philosophers. Type it on the computer in Comic 12.

Linux user: Fuck!

by Delta009 November 6, 2008

Coitus Coach

An alternative to 'fuckbuddy'. Two people who share purely physical relations.

Danny : Have you heard about Joe?! He's dating Alice!
Adie : Nah man. He's just her coitus coach.

by Gdog. August 28, 2009

comet

when you moon somebody and your entire ballsack shows.

comet- mooning someone and they see your nut-sack.

by Jebeh June 24, 2008

rage comic

Poorly-drawn comics that usually describe something that angers, Frustrates or enrages the Author,and humors a third party, usually a first world problems, These Comics originally had a small number of "faces" that were drawn by one Author and then reused for other comics, but as the popularity of rage comics have increased, so have the number of faces. Some have become "standard" or well known faces, and thus no longer need the tag line to understand the meaning of the face. Along with the increase in faces, there have been websites popping up that will help users to create their own rage comics

I was reading rage comics on reddit and some guy stubbed his toe against his coffee table

in a rage comic i read this morning the author was angry because her boyfriend didn't want to listen to her music but made her listen to nickelback

by Rageing Dictionary February 22, 2012

Comic Book Zeroes

Comic Book Zeroes are a young 4 piece Powerpop band from lincolnshire. They are all perfect examples of the myspace generation.
Formed in February 2008, they are fast becoming quite popular with the "emo" crowd.

Guy 1:Did you check out Comic Book Zeroes?

Guy 2:Yeah! Nobody understands me like them!!

by Tom Freighton July 2, 2008