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clap roulette

when you have sex with a lot of women and you get the clap.
My friend Alex had sex with so many women. I swear, he's playing the clap roulette!
by elnego July 6, 2018
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Clap fart

When a human reads something on snapchat and decides to search it up on UD, only to find out it is a fart that makes the trrrr sound
I bent over and accidentally clap farted, it was so loud
by Brothatssaaaaaaackdd July 31, 2018
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Vag clap competition

Originated in Brisbane, Australia.

When two or more women have to one up each other. This is usually done through verbal combat, where the second woman will try to discredit the first with an equal or better story. The first woman will generally retaliate, with a further ‘one-up’ and so it continues.

This is called a ‘vag clap competetion’ because the one-upwomanship is like watching two women clap their vagina’s at each other - completely useless and no way to win an argument.
Susan: I got this dress for a bargain! It was on sale.

Claire: Well I got a new dress, and the sales assistant through in a pair of shoes for free.

Susan: well I saved so much from the dress being on sale I could also get this handbag and a scarf.

Claire: well the sales assistant also gave me a $50 voucher.

Brian: for goodness sake, stop having a vag clap competition!
by Lifeisacunion November 19, 2018
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Clap em up rq

A simple phrase meaning to carry out violence on an opposition

Origin is 100% created and credited to johnson
“Let’s go clap em up rq”
Johnson I need you to help me clap them up rq”
by Dictionaryman12 February 18, 2020
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Clap

The act of bum ass niggas using you white folks credit card information to order shit such as dominos pizza and other frivolous items off the interweb.
Yo bro , I just clapped these Gucci jawns I’m bout cop a belt too.
by Yuurritsyaboy March 7, 2018
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Clap a writ

To fuck someone's anus while you are trying to do your taxes on their back
Boy you better shut the fuck up before I clap a writ on you.
by Obeloskblue3 October 18, 2018
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Ball Clap

Ball Clap is when you have just walked out of a shower or your balls are otherwise wet and your balls hit your thigh creating a clapping sound.
Yo dude I walked out of the shower yesterday and did a loud ball clap I think everyone in the house heard it.
by Omppusolttu January 30, 2020
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