Christopher Newport University 

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

Christopher Newport University by aanonaanon June 11, 2018

Christopher Velez 

A hardworking and talented man who fight for his dreams! He is also funny and hot but at the same time handsome! And is part of CNCO.

Is Christopher Velez talented?

Of course!!! :)

Christopher Velez by its.a.cncowner February 7, 2021

Christopher Nolan

A God

Christopher Nolan actually puts effort into making his movies, unlike Disney

Christopher Nolan by xX_LordGaben69_Xx December 8, 2020

christopher walken

quite possibly, the weirdest and most awesome actor in Hollywood. known for his deadpan acting and completely insane roles he takes.

"Christopher Walken is such a badass, didn't you see him in King of New York?"

"There's a badger... in his ass!"

christopher walken by edward_pumpernickel December 28, 2005

Christopher Wallace

Christopher "The Notorious B.I.G." Wallace.
AKA Christopher G Wallace.

The Notorious B.I.G's Real Name.

"R.I.P Christopher Wallace"

Christopher Wallace by Aike April 26, 2006

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!

Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Christopher Hitchens by Stephen the Heathen April 14, 2011

Christopher Owens 

Personified beauty in the form of a lead singer in the band, Girls. Christopher Owens is a man who sings of heartaches, disappointments, broken dreams, and crushes. While some may associate his music to hipsters, Christopher Owens has a genuine feeling weaved throughout such lyrics such as the song "Substance" in which he sings:

"Who could have something real, when you could have nothing?"

He is also particularly desired amongst both sexes.

"Christopher Owens is my dreamboat."

Christopher Owens by Missy Miss Molly September 22, 2011