Chocolate covered centipede

A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.

" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."

by My name is P April 8, 2016

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

Circle jerk centipede

It is a gay circle that involves 10 men. To begin the first man has anal sex with the second. The second proceeds to blow the third man. The third man is jerking off the 4th while the 4th is fisting the 5th. The 5th then gives a rim job to 6th then the 6th gets ridden by the 7th. Number 7th is getting face fucked by the 8th. Number 8 is getting fisted by number 9 is getting a foot job by 10 and finally number ten is sucking number 1's balls.

Damn man Jessica walked in on me and the boys having a circle jerk centipede.

by Feenyx69420 June 27, 2020

Human fartbox centipede

Multiple boys line up in a line with their buttocks exposed and spread the cheeks. Each boy tongue punches the boys in-fronts butthole and rims gently whilst reaching round and cupping the balls to work the shaft . This then symbolises the look of a centipede. (Usually results in cumquake of 7.8 on Richter scale).

For example Cameron, scott and Rhys make the perfect human fartbox centipede.

by Spudoncus March 21, 2021

The corn centipede

You go to the nearest dollar store and buy 1 can of corn, the first person eats the corn but is not allowed to chew it, they must ingest laxative, as he shits the corn out in a stewy material the second person picks the corn out and eats it kinda like the human centipede but with fetish to shit and corn, and the train continues, this game is fun because you can have as many partners as you want,

Fuck bro we only got 1 dollar to feed 15 people what do we do?? Bruh let’s just do the corn centipede everyone will have a field day

by Foxio January 25, 2023

Bored as a Centipede

So very bored, utterly left with nothing to do

Ryan: Hey buddy! How are you?
David: im bored as a centipede, like, i have nothing to do right now ughghhhhhh
Ryan: I’m sorry, dear friend

by SpiderExpert43 September 21, 2023

my vertical is 21 centimeters

a random thing my classmate named Lily said

classmate1: woah woah look at this
classmate2: girl what the fuck

Lily: my vertical is 21 centimeters *said Lily aggressively*

by anonymous May 2, 2024