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capital one

Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type of committment. Keep it uncomplicated.
Naw, man, she's just some capital one.
by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
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Captain Picard does a jig

Popular drinking game which originated in upstate New York. It was named after the Star Trek Captain, Jean-Luc Picard. Players start with a full beverage (ie. beer) and proceed to 'chug' or drink the beer as fast as they can. The first one done becomes Captain Picard, he/she then gets to choose someone else to do a 'jig' with them. The two players must now compete to be the first one done with their beer, while dancing an irish-like riverdance jig. The winner becomes the new Captain Picard and the game continues.
Frank: "Dude, what do you guys want to do
tonight? ...we have a lot of beer
and nowhere to go."
Mable: "How about we play
Captain Picard does a jig?"
Lester: "Yeah, that sounds pretty good!
We'll get drunk fast and it'll
be hilarious trying to
riverdance while drinking!"
by Sir Francis Drake Glendale III January 29, 2009
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Captain Pants

When a man believes he is running a tight ship but in reality his girlfriend is the one who calls the shots in the relationship.

Depending on the level of control the girlfriend exerts, the man maybe designated as one of the following;

1. Sailor Pants
2. Captain Pants
3. Admiral Pants

And the ultimate....
4. Lord Nelson Pants
'Hey Captain Pants, would you like a Baby Sham?'

Alternatively when referring to the individual, his 'Pants Rank' is sufficient;

'Sailor, what time is your Mrs arriving?'

'I hear Alicia moved in and promoted Matt to Admiral... suppose that's the last we will see of him'
by Carminator April 6, 2009
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Shield Down, Captain America!

Phrase.
A verbal retaliation to an unnecessarily defensive outburst or physically defensive or evasive reaction. It is reference to the Marvel Comic Book character Captain America who uses a large round shield to defend himself from attacking foes.
"Shield Down, Captain America!" said Louis to Joe for ranting about how "everyone" was against his ideas "all the time."

When Toby winced and ducked at the cold beer Lyle tossed him, Ralph roared, "Shield Down, Captain America!"
by SAMMER of the GOODS April 28, 2009
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Capstone

A fucking stupid project that high schools love to give out to torture spoiled teenagers. Well, you also have to do this shit in some high academic colleges too.
Pen kid: Hey man let's chill for the next couple months together.
PV kid: Nah, I have to do this fucking Capstone Project which instead wastes time and takes several months to finish.
by AdomC March 6, 2015
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Captain Jack Harkness

A character from Torchwood and some episodes of Doctor who. He is played by John Barrowman. He often fights Aliens from outer space. He has the inability to die, yet still ages. Some theories suggest that he is the younger version of The Face Of Boe.
Captain Jack Harkness can kick Captain Jack Sparrows ass!
by Angel Of Darkness April 5, 2008
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captain jack

Captain Jack - just a little push and you'll be smiling.
by systemlaunch September 10, 2009
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