by Light Joker April 5, 2005

Can-Coon (can`cun) n., 1. A person of African American decsent who scavenges scrap metal for financial gain. 2. Black person/ urban democrat that collects discarded aluminum cans.
by Dan Naga March 1, 2011

1. A can of curve-shaped potato chips that come in an aluminum can.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
2. Rumored to be the same size of Shaq's penis.
by Kadafi September 24, 2005

Instead of a vagina your putting your dick into, it's a Monster Energy drink can. putting your erected dick through the drinks pop-top and trying to pull out when your dicks skin is in pain due to it grazing the sharp metal.
Nurse: Sir, what's wrong with his penis?
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
Doctor: He tried to Sex Can...
Nurse: What's Sex Can?
Doctor: You don't wanna know
by PythonSNICKERS January 6, 2019

Dude 1: How was that chick from last night?
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
Dude 2: Awful man I couldn’t feel shit. She was a Pringle’s Can
by BlitzKreiug November 18, 2019

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Johnny says to his Friend Sidney "Hey man , i havent had my share of pink sandwich in months ". Sidney replies "Try My vag-in-a-can" . "Whats a vag-in-a-can" Demands Johnny. "Its a can shaped vagina that you can penetrate !! , all u have to do is give it a wipe down and put it back in your draw ;)"
by Johnny ;) January 16, 2009
