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butthole relapse

Massive reoccurred rage to the point of parturition of the anus.
Tim was cool about the whole thing for a while... that was until Cindy brought it up again during an argument, Tim became vexed and burst out into an extreme butthole relapse.
by Meep Murp October 28, 2013
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Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).
“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”
by Akghmr November 20, 2019
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Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.
My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
by bookfraud April 7, 2015
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butthole stamp

To spread one's ass cheeks and firmly plant the butthole on the body part of another. Best achieved with a dirty hole to use as stamp ink.
If you don't behave I'm gonna butthole stamp your forehead!
by Leenkat May 28, 2018
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Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night
Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)
by ElSnowman June 18, 2014
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Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.
I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole
by BeastMoge September 20, 2016
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