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The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html
So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.
by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009
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Butlered Up

–verb
1. to fuck up an otherwise simple task
Mike went to the store to get beer and came back with a live chicken and 2 pints of milk, he really butlered that up.
2. to do the opposite of what is expected
You really butlered up the ski trip when you backed nothing but tshirts and shorts.
Phil really butlered up his date with Nancy when he accidentally set her house on fire.

I stayed up playing video games instead of studying and butlered up my exam.
by Rebutler April 13, 2011
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Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.
"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."
by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011
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nut-buttered

when someone puts their hand down their pants then smacks someone

(this term originated from SW Pennsylvania)
your mom:why did you hit me?
Me: ha ha you just got nut-buttered!!!
by icanread-dog July 30, 2008
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German Butcher

When you stuff you're sausage into the Glory Hole at rest stop.
I gave myself a German Butcher at that last rest stop.
by Mr. Kittles July 24, 2009
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Buttered

Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.
Dude, that was a sick COD sesh last night

Yea, and you totally got buttered,too.
by ManiacMaglee October 20, 2009
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buttered

1. average joe meaning: - Bladdered

2. Honours graduate meaning: -To be highly inebriated after a night of intoxicating liquer.

The complete loss of all limbs that you look like a puppet with ths strings cut, and 'spread' across the (road/pavement/tramps crotch).
He was that buttered he was spread across the pavement.
by Drunknmunky April 7, 2008
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