door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS

WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

Bumper Gumper

A "Bumper Gumper", is a made up term that signifies talking cash shit or bumping gumbs.

LOL what a bumper gumper mf.
William is a bumper gumper. Lol

by People invent this March 27, 2023

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Bumper bully

In racing, bumper bully refers to a driver being on another driver’s bumper. The cars have to be under 3 feet from each other

The bumper bully caused him to make a mistake under pressure

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Humper Bumper

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

Bumper locking

A secret FBI tactic they use against terrorist, mass shooters, and spies. They apply agressive and intimating tactics that make you wanna knock their teeth out. Similar to gangstalking. "The FBI retaliation program".

If the FBI bumper locking me I'ma knock out there teeth on the spot.

by TI Satan November 24, 2022