Boozer

Alidairs mom!

Hey Alisdair! YOUR MOMS A BOOZER

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

bozers

an extinct animal living off the turds of the T Rex; extremely horny at all times, but only male examples were produced by god, so all went gay and couldnt reproduce, thus extinct

"Look at those bozers eating turds while getting humped by the other bozers!"

by trex1235 June 11, 2006

brocery shopping

when bros go to the grocery store to pick up women

Chad went brocery shopping at Albertsons and met his new gf Amber.

(www.brogirls.com)

by broney June 21, 2011

Matthew Broderick

An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.

Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."

by McCrumpit November 18, 2009

broner

n. A boner one has for one's brother.

Damn, I bet Payton Manning's TD just gave Eli a huge broner!

by Tobias Funke January 14, 2007

broner

An erection caused by the sight of an attractive female driving an 80's moddle Ford Bronco II.

"Dude, that chick in the bronco just gave me a huge broner!"

by LP Beef May 15, 2005

boozer

A blunt cigar rolled with weed, preferably fat as hell. Usually used as a certain lingo to avoid unwanted attention when asking someone if they wanna blaze up. Also can be used in correlation with Carlos Boozer for added mysticism.

Ex 1. Who wants to go hang out with Carlos?

Ex 2. Hey dude, I think it's boozer thirty, you wanna go take care of that?

by Cheech McChong February 28, 2008