The receiving of oral pleasure whilst taking a particularly sticky, post-bourbon, dump.
Also known as the B-James.
Also known as the B-James.
Hey Jim, I finished a 10-pack of JD's last night. Any chance I can get that Brown sugar blumpkin you owe me?
by doot_toot April 19, 2017
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This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.
This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.
This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.
This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.
by Arkyboy19 August 21, 2018
Get the Full slam dunk blumpkin mug.When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.
by Coltnasty August 19, 2021
Get the Double reverse blumpkin mug.Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
by Funny Pants February 9, 2010
Get the blumpkin smoothy mug.Jerking off when taking a shit.
by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009
Get the blumpkinbating mug.The act of performing fellatio whilst the receiving party defecates. However, during the act your tongue intermittently embarks on a pilgrimage to brown town.
Stacey was giving me a blumpkin and decided to brave the depths of the nether portal thus the blumpkrimjob was born.
by KrisPcueKumber October 25, 2017
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