sperm blivet 

A term used when you need to tell your women to shut her mouth, sit down, and drink her god damn beer because you don't want to her the dumb shit she has to say.

GOD DAMNIT MARYANN! I'm going paint balling with Justin and Clint so shut your sperm blivet! also see dick handfor discription of Maryann

sperm blivet by Justin M August 25, 2004

bloke 

In french canada it mean a stupide asshole.Mostly for english canadian.Not for american or people from england.

Ces christ de Bloke.Those fucking Bloke

bloke by dan cooper 77 April 27, 2008

bloke 

An Aussie term for a 'cool guy', random bloke, etc but must specify which kind of bloke.

Whoa...I love that cool bloke!

bloke by Aussie Carla August 7, 2005

bloke 

Most commonly a glass test tube with a hole an inch above the bottom, used for evaporating methamphedamine into the lungs for delivery to the brain(or whats left of it).

"Without the bloke, there is no getting high."

bloke by JohnnyPure December 15, 2008

BLOKES 

Modern British 'wide-boy' Slang for a sum of money. more specifically, substitution for the type of money involved: quid, pounds, dollar etc.
Said usually when large sums are involved and the speaker wants to make an impression of percieved wealth.

Two mates see each other in the street, one is casually 'showing off' his new Rolex Oyster by adjusting his cuffs in the hope of being noticed.

man1: "Cop your new ticker mate, Rolex? how much did that rush you?"
man2: "Hundred an fifty blokes off a geezer in the Lamb and Flag"
man1: 'thats a fair wedge of 'shola for a fake 'lex"
man2: 'its not fake its proper, mind you, it's probably nicked'

BLOKES by Mr. Cunninglinguist August 31, 2013

Blober 

A large but fat penis

I used my blober with my girl

Blober by Mexican:taco September 8, 2016

Bliver 

A Char B way to spill something...!

Kicking over a cup of tea, to bliver your dinner down yourself.

Bliver by J.May Ambassador December 9, 2007