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one-blocker

One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.
My neighbor's a one-blocker.
by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010
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Doc blocked

The act of being cock-blocked that it so artful that it has gone to the professional level.
"Damn, I got cock-blocked by a dude who must have a PhD in that shit."

"Dude. You just got Doc blocked!"
by ntslkr November 9, 2011
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Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.
"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."
by laofmoonster September 4, 2011
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app blocked

When your iPhone's iOS is so pathetically out of date that you cannot download any new apps.
"Temple Run! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Angry Birds! Yay!...nope, app blocked"
"Deer Hunter! Yay!...nope, vegetarian...and app blocked"
"Grindr! Yay!...*reads description*...nope"
by super-hombre November 6, 2013
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cock-blocker

A person who is a hater and/or jealous and blocks, distracts, gets in the way of a person about to get lucky so that the act never happens. A person who ruins a good thing for another person. A distraction someone uses to gain the attention of someone who is not giving them the time of day, or is giving their attention to someone other than them.
Carolyn is so jealous she is a cock-blocker to anyone and everybody. Why are people such haters and have to be cock-blockers? My ex is a cock-blocker with every guy I talk to.
by Prinzess10 December 9, 2013
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fan blocker

A person who blocks the air from the fan.
hey stop being a fan blocker.
by TheDeadGamer September 14, 2014
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Cockward Blocked

Being cock blocked because you're associated with the most awkward person in the room, and frankly it creeps out the person you're trying to hook up with.
"I was making some real headway with this girl until Jim came over and cockward blocked me. Idiot started talking about his toenail fungus. Who does that?"
by linaloki February 14, 2015
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