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bless your heart

An old or southern woman's excuse to insult people without being rude.
Old lady-That little girl has a face only a mother could love. Bless her little heart.

Southern woman-Your mother is a whore who sleeps around. Bless your heart.
by holly the ginger kid. June 21, 2007
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God bless

May God give this (n.) his blessing to continue to exist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.
Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles
by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009
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Bless it's heart

A term used after a degrading or uncomfortable sentence that usually makes it ok to say.
"Damn, that's an ugly baby. Bless it's heart."

"Haha that stupid cow fell off the cliff. Bless it's heart."
by SacKing20 November 8, 2009
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blessed image

The exact opposite of a cursed image, meaning an image of adorable or pure nature.
That picture of Polite Cat is a blessed image!
by AntisocialWeeb August 22, 2018
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Bless

The word bless is used variously depending upon the situation.

1.Bless is commonly used when somebody sneezes because apparently when a person sneezes their soul is trying to escape their body (which is obviously a load of bullshit) Saying "bless you" when somebody sneezes is just a mark of politeness, more like having manners.

2.In England "bless" is genuinely often used instead of saying "aww" This often confuses a lot of my American friends.

3. Again in England "bless" is also used sarcastically in a patronising manner. Some may find this funny or annoying, depending upon their humor but sometimes the phrase "Bless your cotton socks" is over used which makes people punchable.
1.
Mark: "ACHOOO!"
Sarah: "Bless you!"
Mark: "Thank you :)"

2.
Samantha: "Look at this sweet message Daniel sent me!"
Mariam: "Bless!"

3.
Lorraine: "Ugh I fell down the stairs this morning and now my back really hurts"
Hannah: "AHA bless your cotton socks."
Lorraine: "Mhmm, I think Peter is meeting me after school today"
Hannah: "Bless his cotton socks."
Lorraine: "STFU"
by BrittCurry December 26, 2011
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Meat Blossom

When you pound the pussy good and leave it in a puffy, engorged state.
Sandy used her hand mirror to admire her meat blossom after I drilled her.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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