John Travolta Birthing

When a baby comes out old looking like John Travolta. Not my proudest fap

'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'

by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021

anti-birth

Slang for contraception

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.

by escapedconvict March 14, 2012

genius birth

When you poop and its kind of hard to get out in the begining but then gets really easy suddenly; like one would imagine the experience of giving birth to Einstein to be (only...out of your butt).

I had to push hard in the begining but it turned out to be a genius birth.

by plastichistory June 24, 2011

birthful

adj. the act of feeling youthful and jubilant on the day of your birth

david wirth is birthful

by redoctober1234 September 12, 2011

birthed a jellyfish

A large period clot that resembles a jellyfish in the toilet bowl.

I sneezed and it felt like I birthed a jellyfish. Or That blob was so large was so large it looked like I birthed a jellyfish

by Mac C October 13, 2023

re-birth

Re-birth is where a girls legs are open and you run and dive into the woman's PUSSY and crawl back into the Uterus and come back out

Giggity Giggity - quagmire .... re-birth

by izzy_0.0 October 23, 2023

Crude Birth Rate

If you search this up, you probably take AP Human Geography classes too!

Well if you need to study what the fuck this is, this is the amount of people born per 1000 people in a society.

The Crude Birth Rate in the US is 11.

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023