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Pseudo-Intellectual

Person A: “Did you see the new John Green video?”
Person B: “Of course not, he’s such a pseudo-intellectual”
Person A: “what?”
Person B: “you know he’s not actually qualified to talk about most of the stuff he has opinions on”
by Idontlikedefininitions November 23, 2020
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intellect

nounage - tha size of ya dome's hdd and the dwonright linebackin quickness to pull that shit out when ya need it.
my intellect will slap yo intellect silly foo!
by swank September 10, 2004
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intellectual

Word that people who have no good looks associate themselves with in order to have some self-worth.
A person who brags about being an intellectual truly lacks self-esteem.
by Mr.Pibb February 3, 2009
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Superior Intellect

The most racist person since the founder of the KKK. Constantly refers to blacks as "niggers" even though from reading his text he is obviously not. He believes that The Black population of this country is inferior to the white population. He thinks the fact that they were denied equal education to white people makes them less human and thus of an inferiro intellect. Although I agree with the fact that "african-american" is one of the most over used words in this country I donot believe that gives him the right to refer to them as niggers. I would liek to meet up with him and show him what I really think of him. If my take on him is based on a misunderstanding (I doubt it) then he can send a reply to this post.
by A really angry black guy November 10, 2004
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yooper intellectual

A person from the Upper Peninsula who is a member of the Book of the Month Club
Reginald was a typical yooper intellectual: newly-grown goatee, beret, and collection of high school required reading paperbacks.
by Banana Oil December 21, 2009
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intellectual

Used to describe rap or hip hop music containing and excessive amount words and phrases, to the point where the meaning of the verse becomes difficult to understand or appreciate.
That guy has flow, but some of his stuff is way too intellectual - I can hardly make sense of all the words.
by andrew May 17, 2006
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Intellectual Masturbation

How to do intellectual masturbation:
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
by Sir. B April 9, 2021
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