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bible-mouth

In CB slanguage, a Sultan of Slang who uses so much slang that even other Sultans of Slang have to look up what they're saying in the CB Slanguage Bible to understand what they're saying.
When a bible-mouthed gunnybagger ratchets his jaw, (see ratchet jaw), he done blow your doors off for sure.
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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Bible Banger

A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.
i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!
by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005
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Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.
by Gene Sins January 14, 2007
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Bible Thumper

Annoying people who attempt to shove their religion down your throat when you're clearly interested in more important matters..
My friend Brad tried to go all Bible Thumper on me to get me to go to a sermon at 4 AM!
by Carl Juniors' son January 23, 2014
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Sex Bible

A collection or compendium of information demonstrating a comprehensive knowledge of sexuality.
CaitlainsCorner.com is sex bible.
by AngelaHope September 18, 2006
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bible basher

someone who comes to your door with a bible, asking you about the church or whatever. This person believes in Christianity.
A bunch of bible bashers knocked on my door the other day wanting me to become Christian, I told them to piss off.
by bread infection December 9, 2009
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bible thumper

Someone of the Christian religion who acts like a wacko and 80% of the time they are hypocrites. They shove their beliefs down your throat and are very judge mental.
Person: Don't go near that her, she's a bible thumper. She attacked me because I watch AHS and listen to Rise Against.

Bible Thumper: WHAT DO YOU THINK GOD THINKS ABOUT THAT HMMMMMM??
by yoyiggity June 21, 2014
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