Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

by Sad fat dragon with no friends October 10, 2017

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018

bustedtees

has many unfunny jokes people won't get

"Canada, America's hat" *Uncontrollable crazy laughing* WTH is funny about that Bustedtees? (I was being sarcastic and the fact the jokes are so stupid no-one will get them)

by 321aidepikiw July 10, 2009

slippery busted table leg

When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.

After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.

Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.

by Wes & Rob December 14, 2008

Get Your Feet Busted

Get fucked hard so that afterwards you dont wanna move... like someone busted your feet.

girl, you need to let me come over so you can get your feet busted.

by fyne@ss October 12, 2008

Busted Frootloops

Adj.
Smashed, defective, damaged, ugly, or broken, as in an object or person.

1."I cant play with this yoyo, its busted frootloops!"

2."Yo Andy, check out that girlies Goodiebags , too bad her face is BUSTED FROOTLOOPS!"

by Screech456 April 27, 2006

Bestest

WARNING: Dont overuse it or you will sound insincere and stupid.

1 (verb) The greatest, awesomest, best thing ever in the world ever! Despite sounding retarded, it is better than saying best.

2 (noun) Word used to describe your favourite person(or people) to have cybersex with. Cybersex is also called "talking" Mostly used in front of small children, parents, other unapproving people.

Also called a special friend. Not to be confused with a bestest friend. Ever.

1 They weren't just best friends, they were bestest friends.

2 (a converstion)
Person 1: "So, erm, my... bestest... and me, we were "talking" on msn for an hour."
Person 2: "Wow, whats their addy? I need to talk to them!"
Small kid/Parent/Unapproving Person: "Huh?"

by Lyddy Cool November 6, 2008