bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

Bookie Bear

A loved one; or a boyfriend or girlfriend

Desmond was once my bookie bear.

by Lucky Anderson January 15, 2004

Gloomy Bear

Japanese.

Gloomy, an abandoned little bear, is rescued by Pitty (the little boy). At first, he is cute and cuddly, but becomes more wild as he grows up. Since bears do not become attached to people like dogs by nature, Gloomy attacks Pitty even though he is the owner. So Gloomy has blood on him from biting and/or scratching Pitty.

Gloomy Bear plushes, stationary, UFO machine prizes

by Faggot__ July 3, 2007

bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.

That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.

by JPC254 August 14, 2006

bear shit in the woods

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by PTM May 27, 2006

Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.

Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard

by warpikt September 3, 2009