get bent

get very very fucked up. on drugs or either alcohol.

"aye yo man lets go get bent at the strip club"

get bent by vtex June 15, 2008

get bent

to get intoxicated to the point where as you can't even stand up. To drink an acholic beverage to the point of unconciousness.

Last week Stone went to the bayou classic and got bent. We had to carry him to his room. Go GSU!

get bent by x factor February 22, 2005

flounder-bent 

when a man performs analingus on another man while inserting a long thin object such as uncooked spaghetti into his urethra simultaneously. this is a service you would typically pay another man to perform

I was getting my flounder-bent when Gary gagged on a dingleberry

flounder-bent by gayry April 30, 2011

Sharmoota bent kalb 

(adjective)

An arabic adjective used to describe an extremely beautiful person, typically a girl or a woman, that is very special to someone.

“my sharmoota bent kalb, will you marry me?” He said, lovingly gazing into her radient honey eyes.

Sharmoota bent kalb by LovablyIncredible September 28, 2022

Mandrel Bent 

When a boner is supressed to the extent that it becomes miss shapen and deformed.

I got a boner in church and smashed down my package so the minister wouldn't see. Now I have a mandrel bent.

Mandrel Bent by Jamie Brown February 4, 2004

50 bent 

The real name of rapper Fifty Cent

ND: "Mate 50 Cent is my Favourite Rapper"
Jim: Moar Leik 50 Bent Lol"

50 bent by Jim Hender December 4, 2007

get bent

to get wasted; to get tanked; to get crunked

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.

get bent by john January 1, 2005