banner blindness

When Champion, a small child desperately seeking attention and validation from older, respected people is brushed aside. They seek to curry favour but most often fail miserably. Usually through the making up of outlandish lies. Also known as a chronic bedwetter.

Chedburn: I think I have banner blindness to you Champion
Champion: wtf does that even mean
Chedburn: My brain skips past everything you say heh

by Ali [torn] April 2, 2017

Banner

(n) a person who is a complete badass, he is a person who is a tank of an athlete and is most likely a stackhouse, not to mention his 8” dong

Wow, I wish I was like Banner, he gets so many girls

by RickySimms November 28, 2018

Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.

Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.

by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009

S-bender

Giving/receiving a blowjob whilst driving at considerable speed up the S Bends of New South Head Road.

Guy: Oh hey we're coming up on the S's...
Girl: Just move your elbow and ill get started.

Guy to His mate the next day: Oh bro on the way home from school, she gave me an S-bender!

by Mr X @ Moriah June 30, 2011

Wiener Beaner

A homosexual Mexican .

Hey Dude that guy you were talking to was a (Wiener Beaner)!

by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta October 10, 2012

Ear-bender

A really talkative person

Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*

by Samantha Felicia Rose August 26, 2015

dirty beaner kiss

When you are eating your girl out and your tongue slips a little too far south.

Yo, I accidentally gave my girl a dirty beaner kiss last night.

by Bean Kiss July 6, 2017