bellend

bellend is the penis

Luke Crossley is a utter bell-end

by charles drapeer November 25, 2003

Blender

When your buddy is giving you the good lovin and he hammers on your rim so hard and fast that it turns your poo to liquid.

Yeah man, Derek just gave me a blender and now I have massive diarrhea. Of, course, thats why I always have massive diarrhea. I hope Tracy doesn't notice the stain in my pants. She always gets pissed when Derek hits me with the BLENDER!
See also, jewdapp and hodapp.

by Sameer Butter Lover July 29, 2008

bellend

(Jamaican classical.) oneself

I am a bellend. (official)

by Your paulm8's m8 called paul (m8) November 6, 2003

Blenders

To blend in with people or be incognito whether in public or private. As apposed to bangers in which you are very visible and exposed. Used in and around Liverpool area

Proper blenders in this close, no chance of plod spotting us here.

by Bagram Allsop October 5, 2015

Bellend

Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again

Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk

by Uwillneverknow February 28, 2017

Belvedere Barp

way of describing the most amazing things.

The movie "dawn of the most amazing things" was sooo belvedere barp.

by zigga October 7, 2004

Bellend

The end of a penis!

bellend = Nicki tilt

by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010