Swollen Beaver

A term for someone that tucks their balls and penis between their legs.

Wade had a swollen Beaver in the showers this morning.

by DreamcastERA March 9, 2018

Todo beafert

When something ,some place, someone, a sitch, basically anything in life or on Earth is wack then it's todo beafert.

Jose : hey bro i just farted tacos.

Uriah: dude come on thats todo beafert

by SilverTowers May 26, 2018

Buzzer Beater Baby

A buzzer beater baby is a baby that is conceived after the man has gotten a vasectomy. This is possible because after a vasectomy, there are still sperm cells in the vas deferens that can remain there for weeks or months. For this reason, doctors recommend waiting about 20 ejaculations to have unprotected sex. The term "buzzer beater" is used in basketball when a player scores a basket with no time left, similar to impregnating a woman on of the man's last fertile ejaculations.

Ashley: I think I'm pregnant!?!?
John: How is that possible? I got a vasectomy two weeks ago?
Ashley: It must be a buzzer beater baby.

by jamescmcnutt December 12, 2018

fat headed beaver

Is someone who has facial features that resemble a beaver, i.e. preferably buck teeth and beady eyes.
Oh yeah and has an abnormally large head.

Mate you need to sort out your image u look like a fat headed beaver.

by Ringsting February 28, 2008

Wringing out the beaver

Going for a piss

"I'm going to wring out the beaver", "wringing out the beaver"

by Parks86 October 29, 2013

petting the beaver

Masturbating

Person 1- She was petting the beaver in public last night in her balcony.
Person 2- Did you manage to see her clitoris?
Person 1- Ohhh yeah, she was hairy though...

by Sev336 July 23, 2016

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019