anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

beard

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.

That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008

Bearded New Yorker

According to Artie, its a racial slur for a Jewish person. Yea right.

I saw a whole group of Bearded New Yorkers taking Subcutex today.

by engine7 August 17, 2008

chastity beard

A beard which girls find unattractive that a man grows when his girlfriend, who normally would make him shave, goes away for a long time. The beard repels other girls and thus ensures the man’s chastity.

Jake: What's that disgusting thing on your face?
James: That's just my chastity beard.
Jake: Oh right, your girlfriend is on vacation.

by Hopeyouguessmyname May 21, 2010

Wicked Dragons Beard

A large beard like protrusion of hair from the anus.

Dude, I've got a wicked dragons beard going on down there!

by Lectins Toad September 21, 2009

Drake's Beard

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."

by Z@C February 26, 2011