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impotence beam

impotence beam is a high level spell that is cast at a target to cause permanent loss to have kids. May be undone by using a second Impotence beam.
Warrior: What was that spell you just used.
Wizard: Idk you'll find out later. But it definitely not an impotence beam so don't worry.
by Dat Wizard February 1, 2025
mugGet the impotence beammug.

BEAM

a 4’2 toy
icer: “where’s BEAM at bro it’s been 5 hours”

vain: “he’s been grounded by his ma for leaving a light on
by vaingraff247 August 16, 2024
mugGet the BEAMmug.

Beaming on me

When someone tries to steal your thunder or won't get off your back.
Man, why you beaming on me.
Leave her alone. You're always beaming on her.
by YoualreadyknowT21 October 9, 2018
mugGet the Beaming on memug.

triple beam

by lionsofearth December 26, 2019
mugGet the triple beammug.

Pain Beam

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.
by daswassup August 26, 2010
mugGet the Pain Beammug.

eye-beam

A structural/support-column of varying size --- i.e., ranging anywhere from a simple length of 1X3 strapping all the way up to a bleepin' GIANT SEQUOIA trunk, depending on how big a hypocrite someone is --- located in the orbital-cavity of many humans, particularly sniffy-arrogant tongue-cluckers and overly-critical finger-waggers who squintingly notice minute specks of sawdust in other people's eyes.
It should be unnecessary to actually purchase much if any framing-lumber to build a new church; one initially only needs to invite large numbers of people to come to an outdoor service in a vacant lot, and then just cast out all their eye-beams and stack them up in a huge pile at once side of the lot... as we all know, the bulk of church-attendees are major hypocrites, anyway, and so there should be no shortage of 2X4 studs, 4X4 posts, floor-truss members, railroad-ties, etc. Extra points if you also ask each member of said congregation to bring a handful of nails; you should then be able to start construction immediately! And don't fret that said holy sanctum is being fabricated from sinful materials --- it's common knowledge that most churches were "built on hypocrisy" anyway, so you should be all good.
by QuacksO October 19, 2019
mugGet the eye-beammug.

norinising-beam

#1
Is a beam which combines shit-talking from another person and throws it back right at him.

#2
The Norinizing-Beam also known as "norinising" or "norinizing" is the compression of thick-layered stupidity of shit-talkers which is then fired back as a savagery beam of 100 times the power of the input.
Chamander used norinising-beam. It was very effective!

You just got norinised.

There's a huge norinising-beam coming for you. Better watch out!
by Norinisier January 19, 2019
mugGet the norinising-beammug.

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