benetton

John Mayer’s dick apparently

When asked by the interviewer, "Do black women throw themselves at you?", Mayer responds: "I don't think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock. I'm going to start dating separately from my dick."

by Lexluther March 4, 2021

beetlehood

Camel toe, moose knuckle, vertical taco, the vulva!

look at the beetlehood on that chick... you could park your bike in it!

by Captain Beetle Hood January 6, 2005

bednetting

surfing the net, via laptop, in bed

bednetting is so much more chilled than sittin at ur desk

by sparkmeister October 2, 2007

Beetooven

Alternate pronunciation of Beethoven, a famous composer. Word created by an actor portraying Schroeder in the musical "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown".

14 more days until Beetooven's birthday!

by Mischevious Sally Brown February 27, 2008

Beetlespin

1. A fishing Lure.
2. A dominant trivia team.

1. We caught the hell out of some bass with the beetlespin.
2. Were you at trivia last night? Beetlespin cheesedogged the fuck out of the competition!

by The HLG July 3, 2008

Beet Terrors

The brief moment of terror when you think you may be pooping blood, only to realize that the deep red turds are a result of the beets you had for dinner the night before.

F*ck dude....it took me a good ten seconds to figure out that I wasn't shitting blood. It was that damn beet salad I had for dinner last night. F*ckin' beet terrors.

by Srrrayze September 25, 2010

beetroot

a cluster of cells within the womb.

ex; dude your beetroot is showing
2. i heard your beetroot fell out last night

by guillontiner February 4, 2020