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You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
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So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH
Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off
by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005
Get the batting off mug.When ur asshole is ripe and flowing with booty juice then u reem ur azz with ur finger and proceed with putting the stinky finger under another individual's nose. Can be used for self pleasure if one likes.
by Pupman May 18, 2008
Get the Butterfinger mug.Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
Get the Buttering your bread mug.A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
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by billybohiggins July 19, 2011
Get the buttering the trout mug.When a female acquires butt sweat and then the male takes his penis and rubs it in between her butt cheeks until his penis is covered in sweat, thus buttering his hotdog.
dude, did you hear last night that brad was buttering a hotdog with angelina
That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
That's gross, I hope she didnt eat it afterwards.
by ballsbigmund October 10, 2011
Get the buttering a hotdog mug.1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.
2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."
"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
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