troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

Birmingham Battering Ram

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard

Dude I gave my ex the Birmingham Battering Ram last night. She was so pissed

by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018

Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin

Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(

by Ladymae March 3, 2018

battered unit

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.

Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.

by Macadaddysheib February 12, 2017

Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.

John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie

by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021