dutch basket

Pulling one's labia over someone's head so it reaches the ears. Done as punishment, not intended for pleasure by either party.

"JD, if you don't get your butt back in here this instant I'm gonna give you a dutch basket to remind you where you come from!"

by AnnieBark August 31, 2006

Eggs in the basket

When you stick both your testicles in a woman's vagina.

"Last night when I was with that girl, I put my eggs in the basket."

by Square Brain Cunt April 27, 2020

barcelona basket

The act of putting your own or someone elses balls in a tuna can.

After sex he decided to ask his girlfriend for a barcelona basket.... she left real quick.

by the bell boy September 18, 2017

basket toss

When you slam your dick so hard into a female that it launches her across the room. Afterwards one may continue intercourse.

Dude I just basket tossed my girl

by Sad cum April 15, 2017

Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.

If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.

by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018

Banana basket

when a lesbian wants pussy

Can you bust that banana basket for me 😲 or Let me get a piece of that banana basket

by les8888 December 28, 2020

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011