Cooperball basketball

using the Big Man bailout play to foul big men every possession and the Long distance spree to shoot threes with a pick and roll every possession which Jordan Thomas Cooper made.

Cooperball basketball formations were thought to be great by former NBA player Luis Radford.

by Coop Dupe June 8, 2023

Basketball

Something not everyone feels like watching/playing all summer long, during the most casual time of year there is. The way things were done before the pandemic, where the finals ended a month before late July was good enough, since it was good enough from the creation of the league roughly until the pandemic. There never needed to be an extra month of basketball, where a few people keep changing schedules and games until the team they want to see win finally does.

By late June, people have watched enough basketball, there's no good reason for it to continue a month longer. It doesn't create fatigue for anybody, it's aggravation at a casual time of year not meant for excessive levels of aggravation, and the aggravation is there no matter what team gets the championship. Late summer isn't basketball time because it never was.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

basketball

it’s a boring back and forth game filled with mindless plays and flopping. On top of all that it’s over hyped as hell, you’ll see one of the centers pull a decent dunk and then the whole nba fan base will go crazy about it for the next 6 days. The hype of basketball is way exaggerated and other sports are more worth while to watch.

Hobo 1: basketball is overrated

Hobo 2: Finally your correct about something

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 15, 2024

your mother is a basketball

Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"

Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say

Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball

by AnonWT. March 2, 2025

TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)

“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”

by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"

Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)

by mouu August 24, 2022