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barney fag

Stupidest member of Congress. Best known for advocating killing of babies, loving Toyota, unintelligible lisping, and living with and fucking a man 30 years younger than him. Thinks it's okay to be gay, just only if you're a liberal.
"Dude, why is Barney Fag always reelected"

"It's called the double standard: if he were straight, the media would rip him apart for living with a sex partner 30 years younger than he is, but since he's gay he gets away with it."
by Appleton Joe May 30, 2009
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Barney

An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.
Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!
by Wail Halls September 15, 2006
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barnard

contrary to popular opinion, the gayest of the seven sisters consortium-- many budding lesbians and women queers to be found
"oh, barnard? that's the gay columbia"
by lesbicaana March 8, 2018
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pull-a-barber

To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old
I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber
by goose1 September 21, 2007
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barney

1. The Purple Pestilence.
2. A snowboarder over 50.
1. Please kill me, Barney is on tv
2. Look at that barney he's got the steez!
by Meinenhauser Gertenfinkel March 27, 2004
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Barney

Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire We'll help the flames burn brighter But don´t you try to put him out Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out
Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure HE WAS DEAD
"Everyone hates Barney dont they"
"Yea they do thank god hes DEAD"
by IKNOWYOULOVEME April 9, 2004
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barney

by JohnGhenry September 30, 2007
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