Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

bark

a sound people make when they are role playing. it turns some people one

-You want it?
-Yes, please~
- What did you just say!? I can’t hear you.
- Ah~ bark bark, woof woof!
- Good boy~

by findsomethingbettertodo July 1, 2021

Barking tree spider

Another word for NIGGER!

The barking tree spiders are thick in here this evening.

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Big Girl Bark

Vocal exclamations during orgasm.

Reference to the children's cartoon Bluey. In Bluey, all characters are talking, anthropomorphic dogs. What would be characterised as "dog like behaviour" (Barking, howling, walking on four legs.) is seen as primal or instinctive behaviour.

Pat is sick of hearing his neighbour's Big Girl Bark.

I heard your girlfriend's Big Girl Bark last night, great job.

by funneydude August 11, 2025

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania Barking Spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year.

by Sacob Jmith March 15, 2021