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twat bracket

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.
Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!
by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006
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Bracked

The art of getting screwed over by the new President of Blizzard Entertainment, J. Allen Brack.
Man, I can't believe I got bracked. There is sharding in Classic WoW!
by My handle is archie. November 2, 2018
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ba baracus

BA Baracus is a bad, invisible gold chain wearing motherfucker. Hannibal, Face and Murdoch couldn't do without him.

Slang for a hard-hitting motherfucker.
"God damn, Jimmy is a real BA Baracus. True gangsta!"
by Alfonse December 21, 2005
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Barackophobia

Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.
"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"

"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
by McFloppycock July 11, 2015
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barackeisha

Barackeisha is a black bad girl don’t get on her bad side she will slap you hard Barackeisha is also a girl who knows what she wants and will always gets in trouble she’s a bad ass and has a boyfriend who plays football or basketball Barackeisha is beautiful and strong is you don’t mess with her she will always be there for you and support you Barackeisha is also very funny and has a lot of friends, she may look mean or stuck up but she’s not most of the time
Guy 1: is that Barackeisha?
Guy 2: yeah, I’ve heard she’s funny and nice
by Addiejsmith July 6, 2018
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text bracket

Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,

while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.

"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.

These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".

Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008
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Barackaholic

Someone who is obssesed with the idea of Barack Obama being president.

Anyone who cares enough about their democratic political beliefs to wear cheesie Barack Obama t-shirt or plaster it on the back of their of their Subaru.
Venise is a total barackaholic with her barack watch, barack chain, barack hat, barack t-shirt and her "hope and change" tatoo.
by MrNiceGuy01 December 15, 2008
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