Full beam bandit

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.

John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...

by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016

middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

marmite bandit

A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway

"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"

by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004

Blow-job bandit

a blow job bandit is someone who goes around giving one time blowjobs and you never see them again

guy 1: hey dude i just got a sick blowjob.
guy 2: from who?
guy 1: that kennedy girl.
guy 2: you know she's a blow-job bandit... you're never gonna see her again.

by woahwtfagainbbq May 26, 2010

Ram Bandit

One who wears a mask while ramming one of the same gender from behind.

James:"WOW, that guy is going to jail!?"
Tom:"Yeah,he'll be the victim of a Ram Bandit."

by James Riley June 11, 2005

Blanket Bandit

The act of stealing the blankets from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving them cold and helpless.

"Blanket Bandit!" proceed to pull the covers back to you.

by Mat Kelly March 1, 2007

Blow-job bandit

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.

"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.

by Charlie Park January 18, 2003