Bathroom Bombing

The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.

Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles

by HoboJoe27 January 27, 2020

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Maine South Bathroom

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018

bahoongus

Bahoongus is an oversized retarded kid with 2/3rds of his body covered in freckles, orange hair, braces, glasses, a goofy ass laugh, and a country accent, that drives an element. He kills every single joke, lives with koreans, and pouts about the dumbest.

It's Bahoongus. . .juggling dildos

by Caineman July 18, 2008

bathroom etiquette

Unwritten social standards, norms, decorum.

Don't look under the stalls to see if someone is in there, it's bad bathroom etiquette

by Pebbles B March 1, 2017

Behrooz Araz

A character on the popular FOX show "24". He is the child of Dina and Navi Araz. They are all part of a network of terrorist cells run by the terrorist Habib Marwan. Unfortunately for him, he had a really bad when he got slapped by his father, was forced to kill his girlfriend (but his mother did it for him anyway), beat a guy (who was going to kill him) to death with a shovel, watched his mother got shot in the arm by his father, held up at gunpoint by his father, watched his uncle die, shot his father after he was taken into custody, was held in CTU for a few hours, didn't realize his mother was killed by Marwan, got some motion trackers shot into his head, then got traded in exchange for Jack Bauer, who was being held by Marwan. He is currently riding around LA somewhere in a van, probably stewing at Jack Bauer, who refused to tell him his mother had died.

His name also makes for a good drinking game. Every time you hear someone say, "BEHROOOOOZZ", take a drink of vodka and see how drunk you can get before the episode is over.

"Who sent you to kill me? Who?"
"Your father."
(Behrooz beats hitman to death with shovel)

by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Bathroom Buddy

Someone who works in your building, who you only see on visits to/from the restroom. You have no idea what their name is or what their specific job entails, so exchanges are limited to non-specific pleasantries (e.g. the weather or local sports teams).

A: "Did you see that douche in the paisley shirt today?"
B: "Oh yeah. He's my bathroom buddy. Our bladders are on the same schedule".
A: "You should've heard the fart he let out standing at the urinal"

by icklemickle May 19, 2008