Backseat Banger

A backseat banger is someone who was invited to a threesome but doesnt do anything but sit in a corner to tell the other guy what to do, similar to a backseat driver.

Girl: should we invite Jeff to our house for a threesome?

Guy: no, I've heard that he is such a "backseat banger" ong

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 20, 2022

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

Backseating

While in the back of a car (any even a videogame) posting hentai/r34 to a discord server.

Joakim: Ok im backseating right now.
Geir: Wait, why now?

by k00le August 4, 2022

Backpearl

The expelling of ejaculate on a recipient's back

"I hollered at that girl, to holler back girl , take you home later and give you that backpearl " said Trent to the gentlewoman, that subsequently slapped him into next week

by Yin November 9, 2022

Backsplash

Menstrual flow that defies the laws of gravity and flows up the butt crack and deposits everywhere but on the intended pad or tampon

Damn, girl you got backsplash leaking through your jeans.

by JolliRogue November 19, 2022

Backseat Karl

When someone shits in another person's ass.

"Normally I don't do Backseat Karls, but $20 is $20"

by SoaringEagleVII November 28, 2022

Backseat yoga

Performing multi sex acts and positions in backseat of small car.

They were doing some serious backseat yoga.

by Yoga Bob January 19, 2023