pemis butthole

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

by nothsaton May 1, 2019

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

saggy butthole

a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole

person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!

by soodooo April 11, 2021

Butthole Stretcher

It's a piece of SHIT. Poop. Crap.

Your a Butthole stretcher....

by 2008JD August 13, 2008