Bumper

a vile revolting person possessing nipples

"Ew, you disgusting bumpers! I could never be like you."

by assman000 September 15, 2025

bumper car

Breaking up with somebody and then getting an immediate new partner.

Person 1: OMG, Did you see how Kanye bumper carred Taylor for Kim?
Person 2: IK, I can't believe he did that.

by CeilingFan2040 October 16, 2023

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Bumper Gumper

A "Bumper Gumper", is a made up term that signifies talking cash shit or bumping gumbs.

LOL what a bumper gumper mf.
William is a bumper gumper. Lol

by People invent this March 27, 2023

Bumper boats

Wet vagina lips

Also known as 'Men's Lips'

"Stop flappin your bumper boats ".

by Hot fish July 6, 2017

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009