bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

Bloody Haider

A phrase I heard 🤨✋

I hate bloody haider

by anus-hka November 30, 2021

bloody lollipop

A bloody lollipop is when you fuck a chick on her period and then she licks the blood off

Dude ,I gave this bitch a bloody lollipop

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Bloody knuckle

The sexual act of cutting ones knuckle (2-3) and putting their fist in their partners vagina or anus to "claim dominance"

Heath: why are your knuckles cut
Avery: oh... Let's just say I gave my girlfriend a bloody knuckle
Heath:oh my God dude,why?

by Hamsir August 28, 2022

Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.

“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”

by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023

bloody blowey

When yo girl sucking ya dick so hard it start to bleed.

Yoooo I got the best bloody blowey last night.

by StynkyFeet May 13, 2017