Blap

Passing gas, a fart
The sound made when farting

Origin: First heard in 1977, upstate New York

I had Chili John's for lunch, but it really made me blap.

Dude, those beans really make you blap.

by the big blapper August 31, 2011

blard

1. n. Someone who is a blind retard
2. adj. A stupid thing that a blind person does.

Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.

by cynthialynn May 30, 2009

Blap

a Borred Slap ie. being slapped on the forehead

OMG she just Blapped me!

Shut up or i'll Blap you!

by niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccc June 27, 2008

blar

(verb) to stick one's finger up another's behind. meant to be funny.

haha my friends tried to blar me last night when i got out of the car.

by l0serl0ser July 7, 2005

Blapper

A females Vagina / Sex drive.

"Aye did you get that"
" Bro she gave me some of that Blapper bruh"

by 916ink January 23, 2015

blap

A music genre, also called blog rap.

Are you gonna come out with us or just stay in your room listening to blap like you always do..?

by blapergod01 November 17, 2011

Blar

A home bar in which all the good alcohol has long been drunk, leaving only skericks from past parties.

Man, their blar has only blue curcaco, lousy bourbon and cinzano. You can't mix that!

by JennyRed February 25, 2011