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blålange

1. Deep-sea fish: A member of the ling family (previously cod family) found in the North Atlantic Ocean. These impressive fish reach up to 1.5 meters long but are sadly classified as seriously threatened. They prefer the deep life, dwelling between 350 and 500 meters, though their range stretches from 200 to a whopping 1500 meters down. Conservation efforts are underway to protect these important ecosystem players, so you won't find them on the dinner menu.

2. Norwegian festival: (Blålange festivalen) Refers to a yearly Norwegian festival with competitions, talent shows, and according to the website blalange.org, a whole lot of Celvin. It is a non-profit.
I hear the Blålangefestivalen is the place to be this summer for live music, fun competitions, and maybe even a surprise appearance by Celvin!
by blalange.org July 19, 2024
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blakland

A complete asshole that complains about every day things!
Do something not right see how blakland gets! Plus you have to cook his food special or else he’s will not even touch or look at the food. If you want it and think you can have it fine by me but it’s a STRUGGLE!!
by XxSmileyy420xX August 12, 2024
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Blap Blap

snoulz wants to know what it means
Whats blap blap? -snoulz
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Blap

THE WRONG WAY TO TYPE THE SECOND HALF charliBLAP: THE D.I.Y 🐐’s NAME

BLAP 🌍 > EVERYTHING
Former President Donald Trump:

“Hey Joe, I caught my wife getting her ass ate by Charli Blap, what should I do?

I’ve never heard of Charli Blap, I think you meant to say charliBLAP YOU BITCH YOU *disappears into dust only moments after he realises that this is his peak and he can now let the Alzheimer’s consume in peace*
by DEFINITELY NOT charliBLAP December 27, 2023
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Bladly

That was so bladly dude
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Blalack Middle School

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.
Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.
by YourPhoneLinging November 22, 2023
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Blapper

Northeastern US term for a type of fart and/or fart sound. Was actually surprised the term wasnt here on this site already.But the blapper is also one of the most common farts in existence (or types of farts/fart sounds). A blapper fart is derived from having either really wet or really dry buttcheeks and requires medium to high pressure, but its not a "push" fart, its actually a naturally occuring type of fart. The name is derived from the sound and is caused by the either wetness or dryness of the space between the buttcheeks, but is much more common when said space is wet. One common fact about the Blapper is that it happens almost 98% of the time after a shower or bath. The other 2% unfortunately, typically, is the result of a shart or having monkeybutt. Verb; Blappin'.
Damn, ever since i shower... Just Blappers all mornin'
by FingerBangYourSister April 8, 2024
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