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Mie Goreng and BJ Day

Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?

Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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Can I give you a bj

1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
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Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.
Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
by phikus October 3, 2018
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bj ending

When yo girl gives you a Bj you cum so hard that she takes a big gulp
Oh i totally got a Bj ending last night
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Give your bf a BJ day

March 24th is officially known as give your bf a BJ day, if you don't give him a BJ until completion then you don't get head from him for a month.
"Babe, unzip your trousers, today is give your bf a BJ day"
by Not_Owwn March 24, 2023
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