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Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.
Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.
by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005
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Air Biscuit

A fart not loud enough to hear but thick enough to chew.
Much worse than the dreaded SBD, an Air Biscuit will follow you, get in your clothes or even linger in the seat cushions. The taste you get from walking into one is like eating smelly cheese while breathing propane. They are not gender or genetic specific. A dog can wreak havoc as well as any human.
by Creepnjeep September 8, 2009
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Ripped Biscuit

Colloquialism with several meanings such as an irritation, a course of action, or even an injury.
I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017
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scrunge biscuit

A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
What a scrunge biscuit, steeling our money
by mr.basic December 10, 2016
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Rad Biscuits

Something so amazing, its cooler than beans, and snazzier than sliced bread.
John: Hey! I got the new girl's number!
Kevin: Dude! Rad biscuits!
by CowDancer October 29, 2011
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biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.
Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.
by fernofry September 20, 2016
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Filter Biscuit

1) A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don't even look like themselves in real life.

2) A polite way of calling someone real life ugly.
Damn, I she doesn't look anything like her online pictures. She's definitely a filter biscuit.
by !!!___!!! September 24, 2020
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