Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

bark like a dog. Your below me moron

powerful comeback to "type like a human" (only use it if you want to mentally, physically and emotionally destroy your opponent)

"Type like a human."
"bark like a dog. Your below me moron"

by anonymous April 23, 2023

Park & Bark

The act of girls whom sit in the walmart parking lot after 9:00 pm and smoke meth, Getting reluctantly high towards the commerce of a capitalistic intension.

"The girls were out all night at the walmart"
"Oh the 'ol "park & bark"

by x.iX September 19, 2022

Canyon Bark

When a person goes without wiping for a prolonged period, causing the excrement to harden in their buttcrack. When in humid climates, it can get musty and then be called “Swamp Bark”. Can be used as decoration or garnish.

Brad: Hey Terry, you wanna come to Ariel’ s party tomorrow? Sasha’s gonna be there!
Terry: I can’t bro, I got some canyon bark brewin’ right now. It’s almost ripe!

by Elan Throbber March 16, 2025

barking

going absolutely feral over something so much so that you're barking like a dog

they were barking over the instagram post

by getsodark June 10, 2022

bark this spliff

Another way of saying suck my dick or fuck off

John: fucking around in class
teacher: ayo John bark this spliff bruv
John: sorry sir

by J1_6 September 22, 2023

Bark Friday

A day of shopping for toys, treats and presents for your dog on the day after Thanksgiving or any Friday. Black Friday, black friday, bark friday, shopping, pets, dogs, puppies, chew toy bone

I spent more money on my dog than my family this year. It’s Bark Friday!

by joecoolthefool November 25, 2018