bat's nest

name for a woman's privates who may not have sex or get action very often...think about opening up a door to an old, abandoned house and bats fly out...

Guy 1: "I was excited to finally kick it with Stacey last night, but she had no clue what she was doing..."

Guy 2: "It looks like you stumbled on her bat's nest"

by say_it_aint_so July 26, 2009

Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.

1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.

by Soggy sack November 11, 2017

bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013

The Bat Signal

A sex move move where the male ejaculates on the lamp shade of his sexual partner, with or without their knowledge. Henceforth, every time they turn on the lamp, the 'bat signal' will be projected on to a wall or ceiling.

I did The Bat Signal at this girls house last night. Because I'm the hero she deserves, but not the one she needs right now. So she can hunt me whenever she turns on a lamp. Because I can take it. Because I'm not a hero. I'm a silent guardian, a watchful protector. The dark knight.

by M T Hammer June 14, 2018

bat saber

a reskin of the stock bat for the scout class from tf2

it was released as a promo item for the invasion themed update

the only main difference is its kill effect
instead of ragdolling the character vaporizes like if killed with the bison,pomson or the cow mangler 5000

1: i got the bat saber for playing during the invasion update
2: i wish i played during that time

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

cave bat

Giant boogers that build up in your nose, typically when it's very dry, or the person is sick or dehydrated.

Man, I woke up in Reno with a wicked hangover; had some giant cave bats that morning.

by LazyEyeLarry July 2, 2017

Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020